Dante's

From Welcometohell

Dante's is a gimmicky tourist bar that used to be owned by a local family; it has a big old sign covered in flames out front, and a fairly enormous selection of alcohol. Currently, it is being occupied by Wanda Maximoff and Adam Kaufman. Consequently, the town's supply of booze is controlled by a superpowered teenage girl and a snarky government agent.

It has a room decorated with Hello Kitty, which some people once spent the night in. We do not speak of this ever. :D :D :D Its main patrons and residents, however, are now called Team Hello Kitty, a small group consisting primarily of teenagers and adults who make out with teenagers.

St. John Allerdyce occasionally tends bar here. Therefore, there is no stripper pole, as explained below.

<Jeriloaf> XD I forbid this.
<Jeriloaf> Wanda and Nica would inevitably end up using it.
<Kaydele> HAHAHAHA
<Elizabeth> hahahahaha
<Jeriloaf> And
<Jeriloaf> I'm not sure about Adam but
<Jeriloaf> I think at that point we'd find out if St. John really COULD set shit on fire accidentally.
<Kaydele> hahahahahahaha
<Elizabeth> HAHAHAHAHA

St John: The reason we can't have nice things. Like teenage strippers.